Aries
Look out for icebergs, your ship might sink. I don’t care that you’re tired. You literally got a warning about icebergs. What’s that? You don’t even have a search light? Or enough lifeboats? Because your ship is unsinkable? Yeah…, sure bud. Don’t let your hubris result in tragedy.

Taurus
Watch out! You will get stuck in the Suez Canal. Oops.

Gemini
A little ingenuity along shipping routes to Poland will leave you with a wonderful sweet treat.

Cancer
You and your twelve ships will take 10 years to travel what should be a 2-3 week journey. Stop pissing people off and you’ll stop encountering obstacles from it.

Leo
You do not have to catalog every ship that ever showed up to Troy. Ok yeah historical value whatever. If you want a break from hearing about a war, weave or something. We don’t need to know about the details of all the islands these ships are from.

Virgo
If the component parts of your ship are entirely replaced with identical parts, is it still the same ship?

Libra
While chasing after a certain whale, your ship will be destroyed. Maybe try to avoid monomaniacal quests.

Scorpio
The shipping company will deliver your package to the wrong person and it will get hidden in a caretaking closet in the depths of Myhal. Don’t be afraid to talk to people to find it.

Sagittarius
Sometimes you are down bad waving at the ship and only sometimes is that ok. But only sometimes. Don’t let yourself get lovebombed. Dump him.

Capricorn
Sometimes others will be fooled by your appearance. They don’t know that you have one of the fastest hyperdrive engines in the entire galaxy and sensor proof smuggling compartment.

Aquarius
You will board a spaceship and fly to the moon! Slow and steady wins the [space] race, even if it does take 54 years.

Pisces
You will realise that you are aromantic and move onto a houseboat with your cat.