It has recently come to my attention that you lowly Muggles have been inserting me into romantic relationships of your choosing. Very well, I suppose this could be entertaining, but be warned. My father holds a great deal of power at the Ministry and you would NOT want to upset him. Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter POTTER! […]
Chris Redfield was feeling particularly hungry for a sandwich. He walked over to his fridge and opened the door, feeling the weight of the metal deep in his arms. He surveyed the contents: Sourdough, Comté, and Dijon. Seemed palatable enough. Chris delicately took the chopping board from its place, stroking the soft, yet firm wood. […]
A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on its way to the depot.The police are warning citizens to be on the look out for a gang of hardened criminals. We finally got AO3 back up!But unfortunately it went down immediately :( It’s been hard to access AO3 recently Why are fanfiction writers so good at gardening? […]
Everyone loves buildings, especially civil engineers. But what if the buildings loved each other?
AriesLook out for icebergs, your ship might sink. I don’t care that you’re tired. You literally got a warning about icebergs. What’s that? You don’t even have a search light? Or enough lifeboats? Because your ship is unsinkable? Yeah…, sure bud. Don’t let your hubris result in tragedy. TaurusWatch out! You will get stuck in […]
1. What’s your ideal relationship dynamic?a. Dom/sub vibes b. Forced proximityc. Coworkers-to-loversd. Nerds in lovee. Fated lovers 2. What is your best childhood memory?a. Literally any time before a presentation b. Having my own bedroomc. Being allowed to drink coffee for the first timed. Grinding for examse. Meeting my partner 3. What’s your favourite colour? a. Super soft […]
As the sunny days of summer approach, we recall the nicest times of the year: skimmering the lakes on a 420. With waves stronger than midterms, and winds gusting faster than oncoming exams, riding a 420 powers through sailing conditions as unbeatably as ever. While the indicator 420 may be synonymous to engineering students as […]
Are you feeling that your virility is lacking? Do you struggle to ‘get in the mood’? Well, you’re in luck because I have come up with the PERFECT Aphrodisiac recipe for you to help you reclaim your love life!!! The best part: All NATURAL ingredients! (Note: these have not been tested and may be severely […]
Being alive in the wonderful year of 2026 gives us access to a lot of wonderful things: strawberries, AO3, Heated Rivalry, fresh water (limited: fuck you genAI), yaoi, and blocking Sombr on Instagram. The thing that differentiates us now is the yaoi ship that you dedicated your life to. The classic yaoi ships used to […]
One afternoon, I looked at the two couples in my friend group and thought they were very cute; unfortunately, they were both straight couples, and I couldn’t possibly stand for hetslop. I’d been asked many times before if I enjoyed hetslop couples in media, and, while there were some I could get behind, they still […]
