Everyone loves buildings, especially civil engineers. But what if the buildings loved each other?

• Sandford Fleming x Galbraith. Wouldn’t you love to be permanently conjoined to your lover? Pairing the freaky, pit-loving SF with the seemingly straight-laced GB would create wonderful fireworks, among other things.
• Bahen x Myhal. Pit the two nerds together, because nobody else wants them and their shoddy build quality and terrible engineering decisions. Bahen’s doors that slam into each other and Myhal’s stairs that aren’t wide enough will get up to incredibly kinky activities.
• Victoria x Innis. Repressed church girl x complete pushover yuri. It’s not real if they have socks on, according to Skule Nite. (And underwear.)
• Trinity x St. Mike’s. The most pretentious Christian preachers can find nobody except for each other. The classic contention between The Church of England and the Catholic Church.
• McLennan x Lash Miller. By our calculations it would be least painful to put a graduated cylinder, Erlenmeyer flask or fancy pipette with a handle up your ass. As they say, it’s better with friends (or more).
• Exam Centre x Convocation Hall. One leads to the other. One must be fucked by the Exam Centre before they can enter Con Hall (and then get laid off).
• Athletic Centre x Varsity Arena. Heated Rivalry. As Skule Nite said, it’s not real if your socks are on (And underwear).
• MedSci x EarthSci. Two incredibly different forms of science, two incredibly different vibes going on in the building, two incredibly different locations on campus. Opposites attract, as they say (I really just wanted the rhyme).
• University College x Hart House. A cute elderly couple that everyone loves to be around and see succeed. They’re some of the wisest and kindest people you know, even if they can both be a bit… eccentric, Hart House with “hosting the insanity that is Skule Nite” and UC with the whole murder story thing.
• The Mining Building, Mechanical Engineering Building, Rosebrugh, and Haultain are an incredibly convoluted fourple whose dynamics I have given up on summarizing. Something else I have given up on summarizing is the positions going on in this orgy. All I can tell is that Mech’s member (and common room) is literally inside of MB.
• New College x Woodsworth. They’re a bit far away from each other, but I think the delicious drama of an artsy person with a more finance bro type, while coming with an obviously gigantic amount of risk of blowing up in everyone’s faces, is too juicy to pass up.
• Northrop Frye x Sidney Smith. They can bond over attracting depressed ArtScis for sad lectures and also having a McDonald’s in the basement. Which doesn’t seem like a particularly strong relationship, but concrete is a very strong material, so…
• Robarts x Gerstein. They’re two libraries, how cute! They can go on dates in the library and run a book club and fight over their favorite ships, just as you probably want to do against me for my crimes against humanity.
• The Ontario Legislative Assembly x Rotman. The two shittiest people you know married and pooled their wealth together specifically to make your life worse. They probably have a large, pesticide-filled lawn and a backyard pool outside their McMansion.
• 256 McCaul x OISE, for the sole reason that long-distance relationships deserve some representation. These two can bond over being quite relevant to us students’ lives and contributing positively to our university experience despite technically not being on campus.
• The 7-Eleven on the corner of College and Spadina whose building UofT seems to inexplicably own and put on official maps x Dean Yip’s office. Is findom considered socially acceptable?