A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on its way to the depot.
The police are warning citizens to be on the look out for a gang of hardened criminals.

We finally got AO3 back up!
But unfortunately it went down immediately :(

It’s been hard to access AO3 recently

Why are fanfiction writers so good at gardening?
They know how to develop *plots*!

*Boomer grandpa waiting for his package to be delivered*
Those UPS deliveries are always late because of all the boys kissing!

You know what’s bigger than a tuna?
A threena

These are adapted from a list of jokes I found on Wattpad from fandomsunitecrew in 2014:

What are Josh Hutcherson’s parents’ names?
Josh Hutcherdad and Josh Hutchermom

What’s the term for a ship where both characters die in canon?
Ghost ship
It may be sunk, but it’s still sailing!

Me: *putting up Heated Rivalry Poster*
Friend: Make sure it’s straight!
Me: Too late for that…

Call me AROW they way I’m always on the Artemis Real-time Orbit Website (and also I’m aro).