DUNDALK, COUNTY LOUTH – At approximately 2:30AM an emergency bulletin from the Irish Department of Impending Doom was published on social media: “NORTHERN IRELAND HAS PHYSICALLY SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE ISLAND, ROTATED 40 DEGREES, AND IS CONTINUING ON A NORTHWESTERLY TRAJECTORY. SATELLITE IMAGES SHOW THE REST OF THE UK IS FOLLOWING SUIT. CORNWALL […]
