Somewhere, SOMEPLACE – This is an article.

Recently, something involving something, or someone, or some place occurred that warranted an article. This event was reportedly so shocking or saddening or uplifting that this writer simply could not find the words to describe it. The event was described by onlookers as having been ‘eventful.’

“Whoa, bud, did you see that? It, like, happened. Can’t believe it,” said someone of indiscriminate race and gender with no identifiable features in a nondescript location.