This one-time column features a delightful discussion between half-brothers Claude and Jean-Luc Cournoyer from Laval.

 

This column is sponsored by the Bloc Quebecois. The Bloc Quebecois – like fascism but, like, not?

 

Claude: Allo and bienvenue. My name is Claude

Jean-Luc: – and I am Jean-Luc.

Claude: Today we are going to discuss the Quiet Revolution.

Jean-Luc: Like spin class?

Claude: Ben, oui!

Jean-Luc: I don’t know about you, Claude, but spin class is never very quiet.

Claude: Oh-ho-ho. That’s because we chase the ladies loudly, non?

Jean-Luc: Oh oui oui, mon frère! Is there any other way?

Claude: Ben, non! You know how I met your mother?

Jean-Luc: You mean your girlfriend?

Claude: Yeah, your mother.

Jean-Luc: Euuuuuh, no, how did you meet my mother?

Claude: At spin class.

Jean-Luc: You go to the same spin class?

Claude: Ben, oui! How else would I meet your mother?

Jean-Luc: You go to spin class just to meet ladies?

Claude: Oui, why else would I go?

Jean-Luc: It is a very good work-out, mon ami. But, there are also other ways to pick-up girls.

Claude: Yes, I know. The club, the bar…

Jean-Luc: Mon dieu, Claude. Don’t you have Tin-der?

Claude: C’est quoi ça?

Jean-Luc: You, euh, you take out your phone, and you click on the little app button –

Claude: I know how to open an app!

Jean-Luc: Well then, all you do is a little pff comme ça on pictures of pretty girls and then you go out with them.

Claude: Wait, so all I have to do is a little pff, and then we go out?

Jean-Luc: Well, euh, not really… You have to wait for an answer, and like 99% they never do… so, I suppose…

Claude: *sighs* This has been Claude and Jean-Luc Cournoyer –

Jean-Luc: Salut.

Claude: – Discussing, euh, merde. The Quiet Revolution.

Jean-Luc: Come on, Claude.