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Norm and Gord Discuss Elderberries

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.

This month’s column is sponsored by the BBC. BBC – England’s favourite porn category.


Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –

Gord: Hi there!

Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, elderberries.

Gord: What the heck is an elderberry?

Norm: Well, Gord, we’re discussing elderberr-ies, so an elderberr-y is one.

Gord: I understand grammar, ya hosehead. Oxford commas!

Norm: What… What about Oxford commas?

Gord: They’re well-dressed, ya know, because they’re from England and they’re all fancy, right?

Norm: Anyway, I think we’re supposed to be talkin’ about Monty Python ‘r somethin’.

Gord: That’s a nice name for a snake.

Norm: No, ya hoser, we’re talkin’ about the sketch comedy group.

Gord: Oh… Oh! Right. I liked SCTV better.

Norm: So did I.

Gord: They’re British, eh?

Norm: No, they’re from Trawna.

Gord: Really? Monty Python ‘r Canadian?

Norm: No, I meant –

Gord: But you just said that they’re from Trawna.

Norm: I was talkin’ about SCTV.

Gord: But I thought they were based in Chicago?

Norm: Well yeah, but SCTV was started by their Canadian branch.

Gord: I hear SNL ripped ‘em off.

Norm: Ripped off who?

Gord: Yeah.

Norm: What?

Gord: Yeah, it’s a total rip-off, eh.

Norm: Well huh. Still a big fan

Gord: Traitor.

Norm: For the last time this year, this has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –

Gord: Aw.

Norm: – discussing elderberries.