This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.
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Norm: Good day, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –
Gord, humming the MCU theme: DUHHH, DUH DUH DUH-DUHHHH, DUHHH DUH DU-DUHHHHH –
Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss –
Gord, still humming the MCU theme: DUH DUH DUH-DUHHHHHHHH –
Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Gord: Aw heck ya, I’m stoked, eh. Call me “Tony Stoke.”
Norm: Is that a pun on Tony Stark’s name?
Gord: No, that’s my superhero name, ya hoser. I’m so stoked that they call me “Tony Stoke.”
Norm: Not “Stoke-Man?” Or “the Stoke?”
Gord: Oh, what about, like, “Iron Stoke?”
Norm: Why… Why would you be “the Iron Stoke?”
Iron Stoke: Not “the Iron Stoke.” Just “Iron Stoke.”
Norm: Ok, why “Iron Stoke.”
Iron Stoke: Well it would be pretty dumb to be the “Brass Stoke,” eh Norm?
Norm: Well then, what would be my hero name, Gord?
Iron Stoke: It’s Iron Stoke. And Norm, ya know, yer more of a, uh, villain.
Norm: C’mon, Gord, I’m sure you’ve got a name for me.
Iron Stoke: The… Stern Disapprover. Shamer of the joyful, the ebullient, the exuberant. The Dream Killer, Heart Smasher –
The Stern Disapprover: Geez, Gord, I didn’t –
Iron Stoke: – and you are my sworn enemy. I, Iron Stoke, will crush you to spare others the pain you have caused me.
The Stern Disapprover: This has been Norm and Iron Stoke –
Iron Stoke: Fuckin’ fight me, eh –
The Stern Disapprover: – discussing the MCU.