Every year, something goes awry and senior staff at the Toike Oike venture precariously close to mutineering and releasing an unofficial Toike of their own. This year, they have finally done so. The senior staff of the Toike have revolted against the editor and this piece of glorious paper that you behold is the fruit of the revolution. Nobody knows why anyone had any reason to start a Mutiny Toike this early in the year. However, for reasons unknown to anyone but the senior staff, it has been done.
When asked about his opinions towards the Toike’s mutiny, Rando McArtscy, a student of the Faculty of Arts and Science said: “I guess it’s cool that engineers are revolting against each other. Makes it easier for us to post niche content that only we understand on the university meme pages.”
A spokesperson for a friend group of Artscis said: “Oh, maybe I’ll take over the Gargoyle now. If engineers can do it, so can I!”
The mutineering of engineers against the editor has brought a new feeling of rebelliousness to campus and encouraging everyone to start their own revolutions. On a side note, the hallways might be slightly congested tomorrow due to the barricade in front of the Toike’s “office”.