For a company typically known for its family friendly image, Disney Animation knows how to create some delectable looking men. In honour of this cast of appetizing morsels of man meat, I have run down the top five best thirst traps from the Disney universe.
- Tarzan, Tarzan
We’re gonna start real simple here. This man’s got a firm grip and boy can he swing. I can only imagine what girthy delights he’s got hidden away behind that loin cloth. I don’t care if he’s a savage – he can come savage me any time.
- Tadashi Hamada, Big Hero 6
So like, to be completely honest I didn’t know this mouth watering specimen even existed until I was, ahem, researching this piece. But oh my what an oversight that was. That smirk, those eyes. He stirs up something deep within my cold dead heart – and something a bit more wanton below the belt.
- Hercules, Hercules
The literal deity of strength, this absolute hunk could absolutely crush me between those thighs of steel, and boy does he make that seem enticing. I could only imagine how it would feel to have those long beefy legs wrapped around me. A cyclops couldn’t kill him but boy do I want to see his one-eyed monster.
- Riley’s Dad, Inside Out
This one may surprise you, but in my humble opinion DILFs go underappreciated in this day and age. And if you give him a chance, I think you’ll find this daddy has enough to make you feel like you might need a spanking. That jawline, those eyebrows, that PEACH. God what I wouldn’t give to take a big bite.
- Flynn Rider, Tangled
He’s hot, he’s witty, and man is he cocky. From that first “How ya doin” I knew that I would never be able to look at another man the same again. He could saddle me up and ride me to the ends of the earth. What I wouldn’t give to have him tangle me and do his worst. Mmmmmmmmm