Point Ok come on, they have to be soul mates. They’re constantly doing all kinds of crazy adventures and clearly have absentee parents from how much borderline dangerous stuff they both do. They’re destined to end up together. That’s like a tale as old as time. Counterpoint They’re EIGHT. Why are you shipping a […]
Listen. I hear this bullshit all the time about how “you weren’t even out of diapers” or “you can’t have formed any real memories” or other stupid arguments why I can’t claim to be a 90s kid. I may only be a few months older than some of you born in 2000 babies, but you […]
My Little Pony (MLP) is a show surrounding the friendships and tribulations of ponies. While it’s enjoyed by children all over the world, it has also attracted a niche audience of people. Specifically, those who like to write horny fanfiction about it. This audience can consist of anyone – horse girl, horse enthusiast, or an […]
When I first met Scrappy Doo, it was in the kitchen of his 1-bedroom apartment. After letting me through the front door, he sat me down at a small, plastic folding table that functioned as a dining table, before shuffling over to give me a chipped mug of tea. He put one paw on the […]
My darlingest reader, this time, I’ve decided to share with you my most recent endeavour – the most delightful time I had at Disney World! I went because of a strong recommendation from my travel-advisor/therapist as an attempt to expand my admittedly limited array of life experiences, and although I have never seen a Disney […]
The Goddamn Pit – UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO The Reporter taps her pen on her clipboard impatiently, ignoring the incessant twitch making her red converse squeak against the dirty floor, her cuffed jeans scraping against the metallic bench. Her eyes flicker to the top of her notepad, where “The Pit” is written in a messy, un-Muji […]
