Toronto, ON — Groundbreaking research is being conducted right now to determine if a relationship exists between how much time is left until a deadline and the amount of effort going into the task at hand. With 40 minutes remaining on the cock (typo on purpose), panic has not yet ensued. Using carefully devised algorithms, […]
The University of Toronto’s Career Centre has announced a new experimental rehabilitation program for students returning from their PEY years. The program is the first of its kind in North America, and will be designed to rehabilitate students to the casual fuckery of university, which can be a shock to students who have acclimatized to […]
Nintendo has just released the newest member of the DS family. Being the successor to the DS, 2DS, and 3DS, the 4DS aims to further expand the dimensions of gaming. In order to replicate the unique 4D experience, Nintendo’s engineers have implemented numerous advancements over the current 3DS technology, including dual industrial-sized fans, a peripheral […]
