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Issue: September 2019

The 7 Best Libraries to Get Drunk In (#5 Will Surprise You)

Posted on: September 6th, 2019

#7 Knox College Library Drown your sorrows in Communion wine and Christian knowledge in this seldom-used library located right near that big dome-y thing!   #6 Bora Laskin Law Library Prepare for a future of getting people off by beginning your descent into darkness (and alcoholism) at this professional school’s library.    #5 Map and […]


What the Hell is Etobicoke?

Posted on: September 5th, 2019

VERY MUCH TORONTO, TORONTO – It has been reported by factual, credible sources that although its existence has been confirmed, no one knows exactly where or what the fuck Etobicoke (e-toe-bee-coe) is. Right now as I type, Microsoft Word can’t even comprehend the word Etobicoke, and keeps putting the red squiggly under it. Rumour has […]


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