NEW BIRD CITY – According to astonished onlookers, over one million fireflies were seen illuminating the city skyline last night, revealing incredible details as to the rotation of the Earth.

“Oh yeah, man, they were just out in the open air,” mused young engineer Jorge Henderson, “they left condensation everywhere. Call me rude – I just had to stop and watch.”

“I’d like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly, however, based on the insects’ flight pattern – I’ve dubbed it the ‘Ten-Thousand Lightning Bug Hug’ – I do believe that they were trying to teach me how to dance.”

When asked as to how he knew that the fireflies were teaching him how to dance and how these dance lessons related to his new theory of four-dimensional planetary rotation, Henderson merely replied that “everything is never as it seems,” before proceeding to walk away as though he said something of substance.