What type of songs does the new band Duvet play?
Covers.

What’s the difference between a piano and a tuna?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

What do you call someone who raps about women’s rights?
Feminem.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.

How do you get two oboists to play in tune?
You shoot one.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.

What are jazz musicians in Star Wars called?
Jizz-wailers (This is not a joke, look it up).

What do you call a rap-battle event between lizards?
A reptile diss function.

What is the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up a viola.

What’s a guitarist’s favorite dairy product?
String cheese.

What’s the difference between John Cage and Arnold Schoenberg?
You don’t actually have to listen to Cage’s music

A musician came Bach from practice, only to find that his a part of his instrument Baroque. He couldn’t Handel the Strauss, so assembled a Chopin Liszt. Just as he was about to leave, he found a spare part Ravel itself to be Haydn in the case.

Why was the musician afraid to go shopping?
Because his Chopin Liszt was too long