1. Which personality trait describes you best?
a. Ruthless
b. Obsessive
c. Try-hard
d. HUGE Ego
e. Chaotic

2. How many hours do you practice a day?
a. 40
b. 3
c. Does playing the same four chords on repeat count?
d. 2 (a week)
e. None

3. How do you show off to the world?
a. Play the viola better than a violist
b. Look at my giant hands!
c. Fancy Cars
d. Decimate peoples’ eardrums
e. Splash water

4. Which animal best represents you? (Note: this is an allusion to Carnival of the Animals)
a. (Dying) Swan
b. Pianist
c. Donkey with Long Ears
d. Rooster at 6am
e. Elephant (in a china shop)

5. What would you do to be amazing?
a. Sell your soul to the devil
b. Be depressed
c. Buy a lot of gear
d. What do you mean? I am already amazing.
e. Reproduce the sound of nails on a chalkboard

If you selected mostly As, you are Violin. You have no life because you’re always practising. Nobody likes you because you’re so competitive.

If you selected mostly Bs, you are Piano. You know more than one phrase exists, right? Obsessive repetition benefits no one.

If you selected mostly Cs, you are Guitar. You know how to play 3 songs and everybody is sick of it. Trust me, you are not getting any girls this way.

If you selected mostly Ds, you are Trumpet. Please get a mute. I promise you, nobody will think less of you if you are not the only presence in the room.

If you selected mostly Es, you are Percussion. You don’t even play a real instrument and are chaosdisorganisation incarnate. Somehow, you manage to be competent.