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Norm and Gord Discuss Trees

This monthly column features a titillating discussion between brothers Norman and Gordon McLuhan from Moose Jaw.

This month’s column is sponsored by Parks Canada. Parks Canada – pet our bears, just don’t feed the geese.


Norm: Hi, I’m Norm McLuhan, and this is my brother, Gord –

Gord: Hey there.

Norm: – and today we’re gonna discuss, uh, trees.

Gord: Trees?

Norm: Yeah, trees.

Gord: Trees are real Canadian, eh?

Norm: Yeah, real Canadian.

Gord: What kind of trees we talkin’ about, eh?

Norm: All trees.

Gord: All trees?

Norm: Yeah, like, wooden ones.

Gord: All trees are made of wood, ya hoser.

Norm: Not rubber trees, eh.

Gord: What’s a rubber tree?

Norm: A tree made of rubber.

Gord: Wouldn’t that be, like, bendy?

Norm: Not all rubber is bendy, eh. Pucks don’t bend.

Gord: That’s true.

Norm: That is true.

Gord: True.

Norm: Truer than true.

Gord: What’s truer than true?

Norm: Super truth.

Gord: True.

Norm: This has been Norm and Gord McLuhan –

Gord: Ho there.

Norm: – discussing trees.