Honestly, I’d go with rough. Sharks are THE epitome of a ‘bad boy’ vibe. Can’t you see how tough and brooding they look? It really seems like they would be down for literally anything.

 

But just imagine feeling those sharp intricate teeth placed on your neck with such tender care, as a puff of water caresses the spot where they bite
you? They could swallow you whole and your moans would still not suffice them. It doesn’t matter to me whether you believe it or not, but to put it plainly, if they want you rough, they’ll have you rough.

Uh.. what are you trying to prove here? It just seems like you’ve had some really bad shark sex and are horrifically failing at hiding it, I almost feel bad
for you.

I wholeheartedly disagree. Even if they do look all tough, they for sure like to have smooth sex. I mean, the creatures really have sex underwater for god’s sake. That’s good lube right? I bet having sex with a shark is a really comfortable and smooth experience.

You’re so wrong! They may be categorised as aggressive animals but that shouldn’t mean they should be stereotyped to have aggressive sex. They
spend their entire lives coming off as scary creatures, it would make more sense that smooth sex stimulates them as nothing else in their lives is
smooth. They really can’t be as fierce as they seem, trust me.

I- *blinks in pain* what the fuck?? Is it really that obvious? Oh my god, *whispers, flabbergasted* how did you know that he didn’t want me rough??? Sigh, this is so embarrassing…