Virgin Sex Columnist

Three Years ago, u/TylerLife became a legend amongst men when he posted his story about his very particular song choice for bedroom activities. While the whole internet blew up criticizing his music choice, discussing how bad they perceived the song to be, however the glory of this man’s story only made me more interested in what the rest of his music taste was like.

First things first, Cbat is a masterpiece. It is a complex symphony of masterful synth work, engaging rhythms, and beautiful harmonies. To fully understand why Cbat is such a perfect song for the bedroom, understanding the entirety of the playlist is of most importance. For those who haven’t had the pleasure of listening to TylerLife’s playlist here it is;

• Love in this Club – Usher
• Angel – Shaggy ft. Rayvon
• Bugg’n – TNGHT
• Fade – Kanye West
• Rollup – Flosstradaumus
• GLUE – BICEP
• MILKSHAKE – Lithuania HQ
• Get Busy/Like Glue – Sean Paul
• Midnight – BAR9
• Chimaira Severed – Posh Danial(Greg)
• Like a Slut – Activator
• I don’t wanna do this anymore – XxxTentacion

And Lastly the famous

• Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

This playlist is the embodiment of sexual desire, and how this could ever lead to a break up is beyond comprehension. Within this context, the use of Cbat creates the absolute pinnacle to the playlist for the most cathartic of happy endings. 

In the followup to the original post by TylerLife, he later said that they ended up breaking up due to his girlfriend finding his post on Reddit and ending things due to that. I for one think that it is very reasonable for someone to look for sex and relationship advice from complete strangers on the internet however this is not my prerogative. I believe the girlfriends dislike of Cbat, and in part TylerLife, must be rooted in issues much deeper.

All that being said, TylerLife is a legend, and we at the Toike hope he goes on to find someone much better for him who enjoys having sex to the sounds of Cbat and its accompanying legendary playlist.