2025 was a notoriously slow-moving year for music charts, and many would argue that it was also poor for the quality of those songs. Obviously that’s a subjective measurement, and even given that it’s usually one that can vary with little pattern over the years. We went into 2026 hoping it would improve and get […]
Played by the Catholic Church, ca. 1545COUNTERPOINT (POLYPHONY) Played by Martin LutherNON-COUNTERPOINT MUSIC (HOMOPHONY) Hey! I guess you’re right about the sin bit, but the Bible needs to stay in the original Greek and Hebrew Latin, and our music is great! It’s very important that we layer three different melodies on top of each […]
Engineers aren’t allergic to art. There’s a reason our Faculty offers an “Engineering Music Performance Minor.” We like elegance, symmetry, and choreography, which acts as a system that does exactly what it’s supposed to do. Which is precisely why opera, an art form built on excess and emotional gridlock, often leaves us unmoved. Consider Don […]
The Lober and LGMBeaver platonically hanging out on the Pit floor (Instagram @the.lober) Last Friday after an interview, speculation on the nature of the relationship between Lober and LGMBeaver arose after they revealed that they were sharing a one bedroom apartment in downtown Toronto. The two refused to elaborate further, but fans of the Bnad […]
HART HOUSE THEATRE – A student musical has exploded in popularity within the engineering community and incited what some are calling a “massive sexual awakening” across campus, putting the combined efforts of Hinge, Tinder, and Bumble to shame. The musical was performed by the newly established “Erotic Drama Society,” or EDS for short, a student-group […]
A local member of the young people community has reportedly enrolled into the University of Toronto’s Industrial Engineering program under the sincere belief that the word “industrial” referred to lifestyle choice involving drum machines, synths, heavy distortion, nihilistic lyrics, and goth-adjacent fashion choices. The confusion began during the university application season, where the future engineering […]
Let’s state the obvious: Christmas music is annoying. An inescapable brigade of the same 20 songs sounding too cheerful for anyone’s good. We all know that the true purpose of Christmas music is to sell records. And what sells more than the risqué? As an esteemed Christmas songwriter myself, believe me when I tell you […]
A groundbreaking study conducted in the Kundur Lab of Questionable Methodology within the Troost Institute for Leadership Education in Engineering has revealed a shocking correlation: the closer you are to finishing an assignment, the more likely your sex playlist and your study playlist are exactly the same. Naturally, this varies by discipline. Thanks to the […]
