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[r/straightpeople] Asking for a friend, but is it gay to fuck the homies with socks on?

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

My friend’s feet get cold really fast and he has mentioned that he feels like it lowers his performance. I think he should wear socks because his homies deserve nothing better than the best. He’s not actually gay, I promise, but he really does like fucking his homies.  I’ve noticed that he’s a bit insecure […]

[r/fanfiction] Anyone know any good synonyms for eyes

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

I am so tired of writing ‘eyes’ when describing the crystalline cerulean depths of a character’s azure gaze. I end up writing ‘eyes’ a lot in my stories because I know they’re an important part of a character description, but does anyone know any other synonyms to eyes? I’ve already used orbs, looking balls, and […]

AITA for going to York?

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

I spent all of high school studying very hard and ended with a 169.420% GPA. It totally burnt me out and I had absolutely no fun doing it. My parents really wanted me to go to UofT for Computer Engineering since my dad is a computer engineer, and his father before him was an electrical […]

[OC] After adjusting UofT Engineering’s stats, removing outliers to project the future, it heavily regresses to around the level of Rotman

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

In the last two years, Skule has an average IQ of 265.73. However, the UofT average last year was 2. If you adjust their average IQ to 14.7, still above ArtsSci, they go from an average income of $2,763,420 over the past year to only $8,960. I’ll be generous and give them $30,225. Now, let’s […]

I (-19F) am dating a (21/4 M) engineering student and have yet to experience physical contact with him.

Posted on: March 13th, 2023

r/relationshipadvice Sooo I’m a lifesci student at the St. George campus and I met this guy while I was studying at Robarts. He’s an ECE student (which apparently means Electrical and Computer Engineering and not Early Childhood Educator like I thought) and because of that, he’s preoccupied with his very heavy course load (editor’s note: […]

Animal Protest against Ripley’s Affordable Housing Plan held at Nathan Phillips Square

Posted on: March 5th, 2023

A protest attended by various animals occurred a few days ago at Nathan Phillips Square, the goal of which was to prevent the municipal government’s plan to turn Ripley’s Aquarium fish tanks into affordable housing for low income residents. As outlined in the previous edition of the Toike, the tanks will be drained of water, […]

Ontario bans single use plastics: Turtles cum in their pants

Posted on: March 5th, 2023

Breaking from Queen’s Park: The Ford government has announced a ban on single-use plastics province-wide, effective immediately. The ban comes only hours after Doug Ford apparently got the end of his tongue stuck in a pixie stick, suffering a minor boo-boo. The manufacturing world is reeling at this news, and the following industries are expected […]

Interview with MAT137 student: “I’m saving the environment by not using shampoo and water”

Posted on: March 5th, 2023

Interviewer: “Good afternoon and welcome to the interview, how are you doing?” Student: “∀ ε>0, ∃ δ>0 s.t. 0 < |x − 137| < δ ⇒ |420x − 69| < ε” I: “What does showering mean to you?” S: “If there exists a shower, then there must exist a 137 student who is failing 137” […]

Say no to climate change: It can’t happen if you don’t consent.

Posted on: March 5th, 2023

What is climate change? Climate change occurs when the earth’s ozone layer is depleted which allows a lot of the sun’s harmful UV rays to enter the atmosphere and causes an overall increase in global temperatures. How does the ozone layer get depleted? This occurs when products containing harmful CFC compounds are used extensively, such […]

Toronto—Breaking News: a first year student at the University of Toronto has given up on solving climate change after their first semester marks came back over the winter break.

Posted on: March 5th, 2023

Dylan Anderson – born and raised in Sudbury, Ontario – had been driven towards ending climate change since they first found out about the problem in kindergarten. They would constantly discuss environmentalism and care for nature with their family and peers. It was a really exciting moment for them last year when they got an […]