TORONTO, ON— Last Friday evening, local couple Sam and Annabeth Goldstein were found dead in their Annex apartment amidst dozens of take-out menus. Cause of death for both of the young artists was reportedly starvation, despite literal scores of dining options in the area. Initial reports from Toronto Police indicate that Sam had previously […]
With all of the control in the world of art, there is sometimes a lack of alternate art— in fact it is almost always deleted from normal discourse. However, occasionally a work is so striking that it must be discussed. Fim Tuckley’s Four Panels is such a work. To even begin an analysis, Four Panels […]
APPLE HEADQUARTERS, CALIFORNIA – A startling announcement from Apple today as it has announced the release of a new product, the Apple “Sidewalk-and-Chalk”. Desperate to break into the graphic design market, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the release of the new product, which he says will “allow users to experience the joy of drawing with […]
Somewhere, SOMEPLACE – This is an article. Recently, something involving something, or someone, or some place occurred that warranted an article. This event was reportedly so shocking or saddening or uplifting that this writer simply could not find the words to describe it. The event was described by onlookers as having been ‘eventful.’ […]
The trial run for the exchange program between the University of Toronto and the University of Antarctica has received its first set of feedback this week. Exchange students Glacie Yer and Ise Burg claimed to be extremely impressed with both the University and the city. Burg told the Toike, “it’s just like home, but better!” […]
Dear Fellow Virgins, I’ve had it up to here with your criticism. I’m sick of all these wannabe love experts telling ME that my advice is ridiculous, and months before VALENTINE’S DAY 2020, too! You think you can do a better job than the Cupid of Naivety? I’ve been working my butt off, night […]
We’ve all been there at some point in our lives: you go to Toike someone, get a bit too enthusiastic, and find yourself charged with assault because you were “too aggressive”. Do not fret, dear reader, if this sounds like a problem of yours, I have got just the tutorial for you. All you […]
