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Issue: October 2019

Scheer Makes ‘It’ Movie Series Rebranding Part of Platform

Posted on: October 9th, 2019

YOUNGSTOWN, ALBERTA – Early this month, Andrew Scheer continued his push to solidify support in the Western provinces as he spoke with residents of the rural communities of South-Eastern Alberta, including Youngstown, Cereal, Spondin, Big Stone and Sheerness. Despite the fact that all of these rural communities will almost certainly vote in favour of Scheer’s […]

“He Who Passed The Sentence, Swings the Sword.”

Posted on: October 9th, 2019

The cold bite in the air cannot be ignored. The faithful bannermen of the Parliamentary Ethics Committee are gathered in a circle around a dark wooden plinth, their solemn mood contrasted starkly by the tempestuous whipping of their coats about their shins. Their leader, Mario Dion stands at the head of this party, his eyes […]

“No collusion, no obstruction,” says Trudeau on SNC-Lavalin

Posted on: October 9th, 2019

Following the release of the long-awaited Dion Report on the SNC-Lavalin affair, opponents of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau are calling for a motion of no confidence to remove him from 24 Sussex Drive. The report accuses Trudeau of unethically influencing the upcoming general election in Quebec. However, the Prime Minister maintains that he has only […]