ENGLAND – Following controversy around the dangerous sausage kerbs lining many of the series’ most famous tracks, Formula 1 has announced a slew of ground-breaking (pool-digging?) changes that promise to up the ante for everyone. “By replacing the dreaded kerbs with 9-foot shark tanks, we really feel that the legacy of Formula 1 will be […]
I’d been to Marineland. By all known accounts, I’d even ridden a dolphin. Hell, every time I brought a new gal back home she’d get regaled with the story of how I had spent the better part of my aquatic one-on-one with said dolphin stroking its belly, only to later (much later) find out that […]
THE AUDITORY CORTEX, YOUR TEMPORAL LOBE – In a stunning turn of events that no one could have predicted, it seems that the decision to publish a shark issue of the Toike has had an unfortunate and, as far as this reporter can tell, unintended side effect. According to multiple sources in the temporal lobe […]
undoubtedly been exposed to. But the rest of you fuckers knew what you were getting yourselves into when you picked up a shark-themed Toike, so you have no one to blame but yourself for the fact that you’re now thinking of Percy Jackson getting nasty with Nemo’s neighbours. Now that we’ve settled that, can we […]
When I heard the name “Shark Tank,” my first thought was, “At last, a shark sitcom.” For years, the only role a shark could play in television was a cold heartless predator. Finally, we break free from that completely inapt typecast! I could already picture the characters. Five roommates tackling shark life together: a great […]
