A protest attended by various animals occurred a few days ago at Nathan Phillips Square, the goal of which was to prevent the municipal government’s plan to turn Ripley’s Aquarium fish tanks into affordable housing for low income residents. As outlined in the previous edition of the Toike, the tanks will be drained of water, […]
Breaking from Queen’s Park: The Ford government has announced a ban on single-use plastics province-wide, effective immediately. The ban comes only hours after Doug Ford apparently got the end of his tongue stuck in a pixie stick, suffering a minor boo-boo. The manufacturing world is reeling at this news, and the following industries are expected […]
Interviewer: “Good afternoon and welcome to the interview, how are you doing?” Student: “∀ ε>0, ∃ δ>0 s.t. 0 < |x − 137| < δ ⇒ |420x − 69| < ε” I: “What does showering mean to you?” S: “If there exists a shower, then there must exist a 137 student who is failing 137” […]
What is climate change? Climate change occurs when the earth’s ozone layer is depleted which allows a lot of the sun’s harmful UV rays to enter the atmosphere and causes an overall increase in global temperatures. How does the ozone layer get depleted? This occurs when products containing harmful CFC compounds are used extensively, such […]
Dylan Anderson – born and raised in Sudbury, Ontario – had been driven towards ending climate change since they first found out about the problem in kindergarten. They would constantly discuss environmentalism and care for nature with their family and peers. It was a really exciting moment for them last year when they got an […]
Lemme preface this article by saying this first: I don’t think I really and truly understand the big fuss about climate change. I mean, okay yeah, I guess it would suck if all the ice caps melted cause, then where would the polar bears live, but they could probably just come to Canada and live […]
After more than 69 years of the Skule Cannon firing at Skule Events or being stolen by other inferior engineering departments from other inferior universities, Chief has finally decided to go electric with their weapon of choice, the Cannon. This comes after many years of lighting it with a cigarette and using blank gun powder […]
We all know that the best way to help the environment is the 3 R’s: Reduce, Reuse and Recycle! Here is how you can do that on campus: Reduce: The most important thing to reduce is the number of days you spend crying! Crying burns a lot of calories which releases too much heat into […]
Dearest Reader, While you shiver from loneliness on these colder December nights as the glaciers melt and another year of climate change awaits us both, let me tell you a holiday story: This one especially raw night, I stumbled into the subway station at 1:00 am, my cheeks flushed from the stinging cold and my […]
Nostalgic for being amid flames again, civilians now claim that they “miss the pretty lights” following the end of Australia’s forest fire season. Given Australia’s bleak atmosphere and singular (1) fun fact being that their toilets flush backwards, government officials understand that this is an unsurprising turn of events. The forest fire outbreak was by […]
